leaves his friends on read and also does not play imessage games with them because he leaves them on read and he also throws his phone into hyperspace so he is never available
aw darn, adam homsi is not responding
A short, red man who will "Kiddo" you to the next marching season. You mess up in front of him, you do better and go to jail.
Clarinet: Yo' you're on the wrong dot.
Trumpet: I am?
Clarinet: Better talk about it with the Adam Shekleton.
A man who has a very specific collection, but somehow has accumulated a better, more valuable random collection that does not match his aforementioned primary collection.
I hear that he collects Jason Kidd cards but he's somehow Adam Bartley(ed) a great Kobe Collection
An absolute nonce, touches small children just for the fun of it, especially those named Amelie. No boundaries stop him, the law, family, if he wants to touchie touchie, he will.
'He looks like an Adam Jewell'
'How so?'
He's sniffing the babies again.'
Someone who poops all over the toilet bowl and seat and surrounding area
Milo left a sloppy adame on the toilet again
Adam fell down the ladder twice and I saw it. I was a cat from the distance. He lured me with food near his tires but then he ran me over. He gave me money and then a second later he takes it back. Turkey is not my favorite food but chicken is.
Adam ChuChuChon is the best friend a cat can ever ask for until he kills you.
Joining a raid and going afk without telling anyone and eventually leaving.
Me: How did we die?
Team: so and so is pulling an adam