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all the credit for this one goes to my boy jon. when your gettin a girl from behind and your about to blow a load you make the girl stick her tongue in a light socket so it zaps your dong.
tapping her pus-pus was boring till she gave me the electric bill.
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One of the only people in the world who can rip off someones idea and make MORE money, then continue copying them for years and years.
That n00b stole my idea! He's the next Bill Gates!
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the awful sensation of fire from down below is caused when any food you have consumed contains excessive amounts of fast moving "picante" sludge to explode from your ass.
some side effects include the fact that if powerful enough "picante" turds in liquid form fly from between tiolet and seat and hit bathroom walls or anything that is unfourtinute to be in the way for that matter.
taco bell anyone?
call me "buffalo bill" dude, the spirit of the old west just ran through my bowels
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To recieve a blowjob while working, reffering to Bill Clinton
To pass a bill:
"Yo Monica, pass me a bill"
"I told my homies that i made her pass me a bill, but she denied that it ever happened"
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The 42nd so-called "president of the United States" who proved to be the most subversive and hypocritical "commander in chief" to date. Accomplishments incude:
1) Having a affair (and being impeached for perjury partially as a result) with a White House intern.
2) Despite his own '60s era admiration of draft evaders and goals of avoiding mandatory military service (aka the draft) during the Vietnam war,Bill Clinton (aka Slick Willie) championed Selective Service draft registration to continue despite his own actions to the contrary about 30 years earlier. Hypocrite!
Bill Clinton was (and still is) a liberal subversive! At least I had guts enough to serve in the military.
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The most intelligent and prolific coach in the modern NFL, if a bit eccentric...
bill belichick is unquestionably the BEST coach in the current NFL, a truth often contested with irrelevant information by jealous whiners...
oh, and senator specter, don't you have better things to do?
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The greatest con artist, thief, and criminal who ever lived. In the total 30+ years that his company, Microsoft, was in existence, they have yet to produce one halfway decent product. Everything they make is a rip off of another companies product (Windows = Mac OS, Xbox = PlayStation, Zune = iPod, etc).
A message Bill Gates always sees when creating a new version of Windows "Are you sure you want to change all words beginning with "Mac OS" located on the volume Mac OS X Install DVD.dmg to "Windows?"
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