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The fakest state ever. Full of weird smells, tacky people, and fake beaches. While driving from New York to New Jersey, you are greeted by a garbage land fill. No one understands what's wrong with wearing sequins and glitter everyday and wearing a short dress is not possible for girls. Such a fake state that it is currently being used as an adjective.
"Hey, do you like this dress?"
"It's sort of New Jersey..."
"ewww. Next store."
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The sloppyest of all sloppy cock gaging.A suck so ruanchy it could only be described as a Jersey.
Jay would enjoy a good old jersey bleejay tonight but unfortunately he only enjoys this from a man.
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The suburb child of NYC and Phillie
Hey lets go shopping in the worlds biggest suburb.
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New Jersey:
Horrible Drivers
Smells like shit
Shitty ass weed if you can even find any
Douchebags everywhere you look
Full of Guido Faggots
White Trash
What is New Jersey known For?
Their is nothing to do
THE ARMPIT OF AMERICA
I went to Joisy tha otha day and got a shitty cawfey and saw a guido fag in his old ass honda civic. Fuck New Jersey
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The armpit of the United States.
"Welcome to New Jersey. We're from here, what's your excuse?"
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Pronounced by Spanish-speaking people as Nueva Hershey.
Let's go to Hershey City. It is in Nueva Hershey. We can see the Nueva York skyline from there.
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A very nice state to live in, as far as I'm concerned. To debunk some silly myths:
I don't go down the shore. Ewwww that hurt to write. I go to the beach. Only my relatives from philly call it the shore.
Boardwalks are crappy, skeevy places (With a few exceptions). I don't like them, and my beach doesn't even have them.
Um... Exit? What? I don't even know what mine is. We don't know things about people just based on their exit...what is that?
Ahhh... Guidos and guidettes... Thanks MTV! Seriously, in my entire school, they are probably about 5 people like that. We don't really notice them. They're just, like, Italian people, I guess. I dislike their fashion sense. New Jersey is diversified. There are just as many Irish, Germans, blacks, Indians, etc as Italians. I'm not a bit Italian!
Actually some of us DO call them hoagies. I think Northern NJ, influenced by NY, might call them subs. But...we don't in Central NJ.
We have pretty places and not so nice places, just like any other state.
We're a normal state! Why so many stereotypes? It makes me sad. I like my New Jersey with its good produce and my beach and yeah... You should visit beofre you make judgement!
Not True: New Jersey is just annoying land that gets between Philly, NY, and "the shore."
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