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It basically means that you will never have any sex whatsoever in your life if you don't treat women like shit.
The polite and well-mannered man who treated women like royalty realized too late that nice guys finish last.
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This is something you say to someone when you are going kill them in every dimension, in every universe, In ALL planets of existence.
Thanoose: it's time i kill you.
Mr. Starch: you've yee'd your last haw!
Thanoose: *his own asscheeks consumes him turning him into a lifeless asscheek on the floor"
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Can be a double entendre as it can refer to other meanings as well as the fact that a nice guy will let a woman have an orgasm(s) first thus "finishing" last. This is different from a man who's only concerned with getting themselves off and when they finish first, the women then often doesnt get to finish at all.
"So how was it last night with Joe?"
"Not good he got himself off and was done before i had an orgasm"
"What a jerk, guess he doesnt know, nice guys finish last"
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1. This commonly refers to the last boy a girl dates before she realizes she likes girls. This is often used in a kind-hearted way.
abbreviation: LSBL
Girl 1: I just ran into my ex boyfriend, Bob.
Girl 2: Oh, how was that?
Girl 1: It was awkward because I was with my girlfriend and he was my Last Stop Before Lesbian
A logical fallacy that presents itself when someone incorrectly assumes that what caused an issue or problem with something mechanical, technical, or electronic (computers) was the result of whatever was changed last even though it is purely coincidental. This fallacy is commonly recognized by anyone from Auto Mechanics to IT Professionals due to the widespread decrease of brain capacity among humans in the world and corporate workforce today.
User: Yesterday you cleared my IE cache and now my emails are missing. Since that was the last thing that changed, you are automatically at fault.
IT Person: What I did has nothing to do with your emails missing; you probably deleted them or changed your view.
User: Nope, you are at fault, I'm calling your boss.
IT Person: (Thinks to him or herself) This is that flawed last thing changed logic. What a moron.
Obamas last name is...
My power is down...
Someone is at the Door...
OMG its ...
Guy1: What is Obamas last name?
Guy2: IDK
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Unkempt lady's bush, sprouting spiders' legs, possibly sporting a stale, musty odour.
She doesn't look like she takes care of herself; I bet her bush is like last year's hanging basket.