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raining so much it seems as if an enormous elephant is pissing down on top of you
it was pissing down so much that i decided to stay at home
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Becoming lost or confused as a result of alcohol
Where are we? I'm so piss-orientated
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The small folded opening which is found in men's Y-fronts which enables the wearer to urinate without pulling down his underwear.
"Sorry about that vicar. I believe the explosion was caused by your candle igniting a small pocket of fart which had become temporarily trapped in the piss hatch of my trollies..."(etc)
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When a man sits down on toilet while urinating .
That was the best fanny piss ever , i was way too lazy to stand
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Something poorly made so it breaks easily, a person with absolutely no strength or courage, or a beverage lacking in flavour.
1.Don't buy those one-dollar screwdrivers again, they are piss weak and bend like nobody's business.
2.I was going to go around to Headly's house and kick his ass but the guy is so piss weak he'll probaby shit his pants and then there's no way I'm touching him.
3.This beer is like fizzy water, piss weak in fact.
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to delibrately miss the toilet when taking a piss
Person 1: wheres keller
Person 2: he said he had to take a piss
Person 3: ill check
Person 3: Kellers not here and the floor is wet he pulled a piss and miss
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A luxurious bush found in B1 (Brown Camp) at Reading Festival 2008.
This bush was used by thousands of unhygeninc, mud ridden people, who just wanted a remote, yet satisfying area to do what they do best.
Piss Creek was owned by Tiny Camp (headed by King Thom and his rabid minions)
Piss Creek was also very versatile; sometimes becoming "Shit Creek", "Vomit Creek" and in desperate cases "Cum Creek".
A points system was used as an advertising ploy for Piss Creek, whereby a person could gain 10 points for "twosies" (current record holder is Little Steve with over 120 points).
"Hmm I'm in B1 and I'm at least 5 minutes away from the nearest toilet, but I'm about to PISS MYSELF, what ever shall I do?"
"FEAR NOT! PISS CREEK IS HERE! 10 POINTS FOR TWOSIES"
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