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Skiing while under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs.
Dude, I probably shouldn't have spent 2 hours drinking beers during lunch. I was so ski-nebriated that I could barely make it down the mountain without killing myself.
It is when someone in the backseat of a Honda Civic riding around town giving hand-jobs to one guy on each side at the same time
She offered us a Cincinnati ski trip on our drive down to North Carolina, all through the smokies
OMGGGGG🤤 que lindooooo, aright so he's the cutest nigga in earthhhh 😩 he has a wife name miriam 😄we such a good couple, aright so he can bless your eyes with his smillleeee🤩 , he makes the most nicest songs, he's fire, he got swag, he's everythinggg and mine
lil skies can be your everything if he had more room for ya'll but he's mine. heartttt eyesss
When three burly men are stuffed in a single cab truck and the one in the middle starts cranking the other two simultaneously
“Hey man that’s a pretty small truck, mustve been uncomfortable with three big dudes in there”
“Wasn’t so bad once the guy in the middle suggested a New Hampshire Ski Slalom”
When a girl has 2 braids and you hold them as handles while in the doggie position
Man, I took her back to my place and was skiing gator tails all night
Bitch eating crackers sitting in the middle seat of a truck using the passengers and drivers peckers as ski poles
Skiing Bec ski's and strokes the poles when should be working.