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Making sure someone isn't doing something that a Baby Boomer would do.
Dude, are you actually on Facebook?
No, it's Instagram fat retard
I was just doing a Boomer Check man, chill.
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The zombie check is for when you wake up after a hard nights drinking and aren't sure if you are alive or not,
This simple test involves getting a shotgun and having your left leg blown off. If you didn't mind that much and are alive in 6 hours you pass the test and you have conclusive proof you are a zombie.
The test can be used on siblings and friends if you suspect at all that they may indeed be the walking dead.
Disclaimer:
This test does not make you very popular with the test subject, but hey, at least you know for sure!
"I thought I was a zombie so performed the test, turns out I was!! So I spend 4 months in rehab and haven't eaten brains since!"
"thanks to the zombie check i havent been attacked by a real zombie for months, now i can be certain!"
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Money from the Department of mental health that is given to those who are mentally handicapped, or 'crazy'.
Hey tard, did you get your crazy check this month.
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n. You'd better do this when you're not sure if you ended up with a Benny Boy at the local meat shack in Bangkok.
Always do a package check even though you think there is no way that the chick with no adam's apple, no body hair, smooth cheek bones and nice hips, is a MAN.
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Myth , something that does not exist. A unicorn of sorts. A way for the government to get your updated personal information under the false pretense of you getting something in return.
The IRS promised me a stimulus check but clearly lied.
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if a girl sends you this, you’re in luck
fit check for today
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a phrase questioning one's manhood and/or ability or opportunity to complete a task improving one's "manhood status".
Similar to phrases like:
"Suck it up!"
"You suck!"
"Be a man!"
"I think I'm going to go to bed early tonight..."
"SACK CHECK!"
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