Person 1: get a new girlfriend.
Person 1: it was a joke..
Person 2: JOKE ACCEPTED!!!
joke accepted; meaning that you get a joke or accept/approve of a joke.
something not everyone can have
love u
Sunlight ?
No, Sun is heavy.
this is a Dad jokes
The highest form of humor to ever grace the planet.It is so elite that not everyone understands.
*Real life example*
Dad: listen to this funny joke
Me: ok… go ahead
Dad: a white horse in a mud puddle
Me: that’s not funny
Dad: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Me: that is such a dad joke
Dad: *still laughing* well I keep it in my dada base BAJAJAJAJAJAJ
Any joke made by Mark Hamill.
Have you seen Mark Hamill's twitter? That guy only posts dad jokes!
When something hilarious happens or said and it only becomes funny after a short delay of time.
-James laughs at something that happened 30 minutes ago-
James: You know how when you start laughing about something way after it already happened?
Bill: Like a habanero pepper, it's in the back of your throat and it's just starting to get hot now?
James: Yeah i just got a habanero joke right there.
the favorite thing of short people.
Sean (2'11): "Damn, short people only live 10-13 years? That sucks... I'll never forget you, Andy."
Andy (5'0): ":("
short jokes amirite
An extremely bad joke that should never be spoken. If you laugh you are pathetic and should be ashamed.
Person A: “Colman… more like COLDMAN!!!”
Person B: “Wow, that was the worst Gael joke I’ve heard in a while”
Person C: “Johnathan, did you just laugh at that? You’re in timeout!”