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Tommy & d*Kid

Neo-anglo phrase for two kick-ass detectives consisting of one seriously cool guy and one seriously cool girl. Origin - most probably 21 st century.

"Everyone run home and lock up... Tommy and d*Kid are out and about.... muahahahahaha"

by Tommy May 24, 2004

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TTI (Tommy Twelve Inch)

TTI is an acronym for โ€œTommy Twelve Inch.โ€ Tommy Weiner, aka TTI attended Arrowhead High School and is known county wide as having a foot-long cock that dangles lightly above his knee cap.

Did you see that Kate is now is a wheelchair? Yeah man, I think TTI (Tommy Twelve Inch) devastated her box with his mammoth cock.

by Tommy Twelve Inch (TTI) February 22, 2021


Let Tommy out of Prison

This has its origins in London, UK and goes back at least 70 years. I heard it from my Dad and he presumably heard it from his.

It means "to fart" but in a way that is not obvious until the smell hits. The smell is truly criminal, hence the possibility in the eyes of the beholder that its origins may have included a victorian detention centre.

Cheez, lad. Did you just let Tommy out of Prison?

Goldfinger turned on the laser. "Do you expect me to talk?" demanded Bond. "No Mr.Bond" laughed Goldfinger, "I expect you to... fuck me, have you let Tommy out of Prison?"

by goody5 December 9, 2010


National slap tommy day

Slappp a tommy if you know him on April 19

Itโ€™s national slap tommy day slap of u know a tommy

by My nanny is daddy April 16, 2019


Tommy Lee Poo Party

A Poo Party in which someone dies. A common occurrence usually caused by cholera infection. However other factors can cause the death. Drowning in Diarrhea from the swimming poo, suffocation from too much poo in your mouth from the party games, choking on ones own vomit. Septic shock from getting poo in an open wound is a less common but still possible cause of a Tommy Lee Poo Party, as can chillidogging if people aren't safe about it (although that takes longer but can in theory retroactively make a Poo Party a Tommy Lee Poo Party) . To avoid a Tommy Lee Poo Party it is suggested that a nurse or doctor attend the poo party to prevent death or injury even if said individual is likely to be a party pooper.

oh no Lloyd is dead!

guess this just became a Tommy Lee Poo Party...

I grabbed that 10 inch turd and shoved it down gregs throat like a chocolate corndog and he just keeled over? I didn't sign up for a Tommy Lee Poo Party!

by big bobs house of feces October 11, 2023


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he is by far da buffest member of blazin and always waves at concerts! We av been three times and he has never missed us out...I LOVE U TOM!!!!!!!!!
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He is gr8

by jamie December 15, 2003

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Tommy Lee Pool Party

A pool party where someone drowns because there was no lifeguard or adult supervision. Referencing the incident from 2001 where Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee had gone to hook up with a girl at her house, and when him and the girl were inside hooking up her kid drown in the swimming pool cuz no one was watching him.

"Hey! I'm dying up here! What is this? A Tommy Lee Pool Party!"

by big bobs house of feces October 10, 2023