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The man you think you know and trust, 'til he rapes you up the butt
Travis: I thought my uncle Pat was so cool before
Ciera: Dude, we all know that guy's your Alabama Uncle, how did you not see that coming? He's always been a little touchy on you..
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Uncle Ben is that one person we had in our life who we met, then either left you, died, or went MIA for whatever reason.
Then it's revealed they were killed by Sandman in the 3rd movie for some reason
Me: Yo I met my dad for the first time in years
Friend: Yo cool, can I meet him?
Me: Yea, that's the thing, he pulled an Uncle Ben
Friend: So where is he?
Me: The funeral's on Friday
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The relation between a man and the children of his ex that she had after him. The man before the Baby Daddy, once the Baby starts to call him uncle.
Child: Uncle, uncle!
Mommy (tells the 1st Baby Daddy): Did you know my other kid calls you uncle?
Man: Yeah
Mommy: And you're OK with that?
Man: Yeah, as long as she doesn't call me daddy. I'm her Eskimo Uncle. You know cause we both past by the same Igloo once.
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When someone is so hot you don’t mind being a step dad to their children. An homage to Pete Davidson
“Dude that chick I matched with on Tinder has kids”
“Whatever dude, she’s so hot you better Uncle-Skete it”
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When you have sex with your sister and get her pregnant, and she keeps the baby, that makes you UNCLE DADDY
Me and my sister , I mean your mom wondered if you were gonna take me, your UNCLE DADDY or her, your AUNT MA to the parent teacher conferences? Being that your almost old enough to vote and still in the first grade.
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Will Smith’s uncle on the fresh Prince of Bel Air show. Also a Judge, father, and a fighter who proves to just about anybody who BS him wrong. He is a positive role model to many blacks (primarily black men).
He also is best known for kicking Will’s friend jazz out of the house in almost every episode he appears on.
Yo, Uncle Phil, can I borrow your car tonight to go pick up some honeys?
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DADDY DILF REPOST IF U LOVE DADDY IAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 6969696 DADDY IAN ATE ALVIN AND TOOK HIS VIRGINITY. THEODORE IS HIS SLAVE AND SIMON DOES HIS TAXES FOR HIS DRUG LAB FACTORY SHOP. BRITNEY IS HIS SEX SLAVE, JANNET IS GAY AND ELEANORE HAS TURNED INTO DADDY IAN'S FAVOURITE PAIR OF SLIPPERS
DADDY IAN CAN HAVE MY KIDS UNCLE IAN
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