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person with green hair
Vegan: I dyed my hair green today
Non-vegan: So you’re vegan now?
Veganism is a misanthropic political ideology masquerading as diet whereby its members do not eat any of the billions of animals killed in the production of their food.
Deforestation, stripping of top soil, toxic chemicals and monocrop agriculture are all vegan as long as the dead animals don't end up on my plate.
(Verb)
To vegan
Definition: To do something very vegan-like for the pure reason of veganism. Mostly used about vegans but also used about people who fails miserably in doing something vegan
Definition: To do something very vegan-like for the pure reason of veganism. Mostly used about vegans but also used about people who fails miserably in doing something vegan
Examples:
He didn't vegan hard enough and got sick from not having enough B12 in his system
I tried to vegan, but I accidentially put meat in the salat.. again
I have been veganing for 3 years (alternative to "I have been a vegan for 3 years)
I vegan 3 days a week (do not eat meat 3 days a week)
He vegans, he veganned last week, I vegan every day, he has veganned, he was veganing last week, I did vegan, he has been veganing.
People who try to support overpopulation.
Dude 1: “Did you hear about that vegan who attacked that KFC employee?”
Dude 2: “Yeah, these crazy vegans think they’re helping the world.”
A slutty smug self satisfied son of a bitch that thinks that if they are righteous not to eat anything that harms animals. Cows get their titties sucked for milk, this has been deemed unethical by these fucks but slicing and chopping plants is all right.
*fails a maths test*
Are you a fucking vegan?
A vegan is someone who does not eat animals or consume dairy
not a. vegans are bad, but forcing this lifestyle on others IS bad.
Person 1: Eww she's eating a dead pig!
Person 2: Just because ur vegan and don't eat pork doesn't mean that lady cant just enjoy her hot dog in peace.
Person 1: But that's a dead pig! That's so sad and I hate her.
Person 2: Ugh. This is why we don't hang out much.
Person 1: Because I care about animals?
Person 2: Because you obsess about the smallest things and make a big deal about it!
Ancient Tribal Slang For Village Idoit Who Can't Hunt or Fish
Alex the guy next door is a Vegan !