Why my pee pee green?

24 hours after sexual intercourse with the Incredible Hulk urination may appear green.

Natasha: why my pee pee green?

Bruce Banner: it seems like you fucked the hulk instead of me.

WHY CANT I GET A BONER

I can’t get a fucking boner and I’m pissed

IM TRYING TO JACK OFF BUT MY PENIS WONT COMMIT TO IT WHY CANT I GET A BONER WHAT THE FUCK

Why are Minecraft villagers so dumb?

Because they're Minecraft villager, how the hell can you expect them to be smart???

GIVE ME MENDING!!! why are Minecraft villagers so dumb?

why is my life so bad

my life in a nutshell; bad

Why is my life so bad? Max said.

why is there a giant health bar in the sky

we will search this on new years day

john: why is there a giant health bar in the sky
other john: sub to headshot craft
other john: hey johns can you talk a little quieter? I'm trying to watch hentai

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why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

well put simply the phrase a dead Pakistani on ones couch is referring to the case of a dead Pakistani on someones couch

John: "Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"

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Why you built like that?

Because my mom vagina
As in the womb in which you came from.

person 1: Why you build like that?
person 2: Because my mom.

person 1: Ok, why you built like that? because your mom.

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