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dounut jockey

cops who tend to consume large amounts of dounuts

Joey: Dude do you see that cop he is such a dounut jockey

by Carl Bob III May 28, 2014


alien jockey

a man who has a fetish with aliens

(a woman with the fetish is called an alien dockey)

guy 1 : had girl dress up as an alien before intercourse

Guy 2 : that's fucking gross you alien jockey

by hipptyhopptydontstoppity August 2, 2014


Holocaust Jockey

A Jewish slur.

“You little Holocaust Jockey.”

by wishinguponacheesemoon February 13, 2023


attitude jockey

someone who is constantly stand offish and unhelpful

first noted among some computer systems guys who know their own field and want to keep it to themselves

they ride on a horse called attitude which is always a loser

when asked a question by someone who is learning, an attitude jockey will say 'what you don't know that?' forgetting that they didn't know before they learnt it

by swfella February 4, 2011


neck like a jockeys bollacks

" having a hard neck" meaning you will ask for anything, cheeky

John : well Jack, I'm awful upset my car broke down
Jack: sorry to hear that, I have a spare car in the shed

John: can i have it !
Jack: Jesus you have a " neck like a jockeys bollacks"

by Bum_man October 30, 2022


Nail Jockey

a real professional at their trade, a Nail Jockey knows her way around a full set. Not just your average nail tech but a bona fide prodigy! This manicure queen is always on top of the latest trends makin sure u leave the salon with the illest nails around!

girl im going to see dat nail jockey on 5th, my nails always be lookin tight!

by dejayjay March 8, 2011


Book Jockey

A word that typically means nerd. But you can use it as a way to describe someone as annoying as shit. Just imagine the most annoying person you know. That’s a book jockey.

*Kid Talks*
You: Shut the fuck you punk ass book jockey.

by IDurfedYoMom September 25, 2019