Machete Gun

n. A large gun that shoots machetes. Many people are under the impression that this formidable weapon was used in the Vietnam War. Two versions are known to be in existence:
1.) the rapid fire machine machete gun; which can shoot up to 3 machetes per second.
2.) the sport/recreational version; more commonly available to the general population, this one must be manually loaded and cannot fire more than one blade at a time.

if you are looking to buy said weapon, keep in mind that ammo is extremely expensive.

"Dude, Kelli is such a bitch, i'd love to shank her with a freakin' machete gun!"

"Go kill yourself with a machete gun."

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rape gun

When the word rape isn't violent enough.

Person 1: How do you feel about Paris Hilton?
Person 2: Rape Gun

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"kiss the guns"

To raise ones arms into the classic strongman position (humerus horizontal, radius and ulna elevated to vertical, fists pointed towards the head), and to dip the neck to the right or left to kiss the biceps, mostly for use in self motivation or after "really rocking hard at something". Pointing the fists outwards (a technical gun kiss) is a further improvement, and allows the user to rock even harder (often precedes total head explosion).

I just smashed Geoff Capes's face off in a bare fist brawl, "kiss the guns" !

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taco gun

(N) DOB MEXICO 1765,
A gun (usally 3-5 in. in diamiter. And 7-19 in. long) wich fires live rounds of tacos (taco salad may be used in newer versions). It has many shot prefrences like skattered shot in wich diahreea also may come out. Also there is full round burst and semi auto.
2. Retards say it

yo esay that trick be havin a bomb ass taco gun in her glove conpartment
2. I like taco gun for eat head

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Guns and Roses

The best band in the Rock N´ Roll history

Guns and Roses concert was the best of my life!!!

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gun control

1.A way for the American goverment to start taking away our basic rights.
2. A trick to take away Americans basic rights by making it seem as if were safer, but in reality were only in danger

More than 50% of all crimes in England are with guns. They have gun control. The chinnese people cant stand up for their rights becuse they dont have rights, such as the right to bear arms.

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Gun Control

1. To use a firearm in such a way as to accuratly hit your target.

For better gun control, use both hands and hold your breath before firing.

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