a man who fucks over men in the arse (and takes all the booty) ,butt pirates may also like to felther over men, therefore becoming a man hole inspector
i sure do hope my son doesn't grow up to become a butt pirate
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A man raping another man in the ass. To do this in a cavalier way. To shout "Yo Ho Ho" as you fill the persons ass with your man meat.
John is a real butt pirate. He took many ass that night and never once asked to be invited in.
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A male who wears his cock ring all the time.
Ever since Nathan got into the S&M scene, he has become a ring pirate.
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The most awesome form of currency to ever exist. basic shape is round, approximately 1-2 inches across and made of pure pirate gold. One side always has a jolly roger on it (skull and crossbones) and the other can have anything from a dead ninja to Chuck Norris.
Pirate 1: Arr, Matey! what plan ye to spend ye Pirate doubloons on?
Pirate 2: Arr! Wenches and alcohol. Ye self?
Pirate 1: Arr! the same.
Pirate 2: Arr!
Pirate 1: lets go kill some ninjas, Arr!
Pirate 2: About bloody time, Arr!
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A breakfast concoction consisting of Cap'n Crunch cereal floating in Captain Morgan or Admiral Nelson rum.
I've heard of starting early, but can you believe he's having a Pirate's Breakfast on a Tuesday morning!?
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