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This is most often confused with actual starvation. It's the time when one thinks one is about to die of hunger, when actually, Americans have no idea what starving is because they are, on average, fed three meals a day.
(1) I'm so starving! I could eat a whole elephant!
(2) Oh really? You are so starving? Because you just ate about an hour ago.
(1) Fine! I'm American Starving.
The opposite of a Russian poo. If you want to take your sweet, sweet time on the toilet, maybe grab your favorite Spider Man comic book, a Funkadelic CD playing, and a nice bottle of Jack Daniels to take in with you while you enjoy the warm, cozy sensation of feces leaving your body.
Russian poos are good for saving time.
American poos are good for the soul.
An alcoholic drink. 2 parts bourbon (usually Buffalo Trace) and 1 part Amaretto. Served in a rocks glass over a single large ice cube.
Bartender, I'll have an American Godfather, please.
yooo heard about the american media?
yes they are corrupted as fuck
A great tv show commonly watch by younger adults it is about a dad who works in the C.I.A and his family.
Jake: Did you watch the last episode of American Dad? Sam: Yeah Stan really got the buisness
The period of unemployment between being laid off and starting a new job.
The duration of an American Vacation can vary from a few weeks to multiple years.
The term originated as a way of noting the relatively poor vacation time offerings of most American employers. For many overworked Americans, being laid off provides the only significant vacation time they will ever receive.
"John is on an American Vacation, so he is busy updating his resume."