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After a weekend at the river you return home with, cuts, bumps, bruises, and bite marks that you can't explain how the heck they got there.
OMG! More "River Battle Scars" are appearing on my body What the hell did we do this weekend.
Looks like you went sailing with the Captain this weekend, did he Ravage your body and Plunder your Booty??
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any music or movies influenced by the vikings
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One's spouse or partner. Same as ball and chain.
Can't come out tonight. Gotta go meet the old battle axe.
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A title bestowed upon one lucky enough to have been accepted into the most powerful society in the universe.
A Ninja Battle Pirate (or NBP) is a combination of the stealth and cunning of a Ninja and the bloodthirsty savagery of a pirate. Founded by the almighty Zik Synis, the secretive society is structured around a caste system, of which their are several classes:
Overlord: Zik Synis
Suck Monkeys: Anyone who is not Overlord
It should be noted that anyone not a member of the NBP affiliation is referred to as a 'Twatflap'.
Within the exclusive NBP affiliation, there are several denominations, all of which stem from the founding chapter, 'Supernus'. The most noteable denominations include 'The Brain Stabbers', 'The Throat Stompers', and 'The Ultra Killers'.
The NBP affiliation works seperately that all political parties and organizations, due to the fact that they aren't pussies or sell-outs. While they are indeed trained in the arts of Ninjascilation, Piration, and Killery, each denomination requires a specific specialty in its members, such as Videogameometry, Sugarconsumptionitery, and Alienkillerogredy. These are just a few of the many, many specializations availale to members of the NBPA (Ninja Battle Pirate Assosiation).
Now, you may be wondering, 'how do I join this unstoppable elite force of Ninja Battle Pirates, who could school my ass at everything so fast that I wouldn't have time to shit myself?' Sadly, you cannot join without being recruited by Overlord Synis' decree. The only other way to join this guild of the gods is to be born into it. On the day of each infants birth, a number is branded onto the back of the baby's hand. The number is given to the parents, who wait at a river bank, while upstream their newborn infants are tossed into the stream. If they somehow miraculously survive the piranahs, alligators, and depth charges, they are then retrieved and cast in once more, just to make sure. If the baby survives this test, he is removed from his parents care and places in an elite training facility, where subjects are allowed to eat once every three days and spend the rest of their time training to become an officially recognized member of the NBPA.
Each NBP is allowed to chose which denomination to join, or whether to remain a pure NBP, and exist directly under Overlord Synis' command.
For more information on Overlord Synis, see Zik Synis.
Damn, that Ninja Battle Pirate just schooled my ass at everything before I even had a chance to shit myself!
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When two men wack out their jibbajabbas, and battle to the death.
\\\"Hey Ryan, wanna play.. BATTLE FISH?\\\"
\\\"Sure, my cock\\\'ll destroy you.\\\"
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to go all out even though its not necessary.
Yankees still going full battle rattle even though they stomping the Twins!
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To defecate. Usually done in a fashion in which one must brace (his/her)self during the waves of discomfort that come over them while defecating. Other symptoms include: contortion of the face, gritting of the teeth, perspiration, quiet grunting, and/or clenching of the fists (if not grabbing on to the nearest sturdy structure).
Also: Battle the brown juggernaut, Doing battle with the brown juggernaut
Person in stall 1: "Excuse me sir/miss, you seem to be struggling extensively over there... Do you need medical attention?"
Person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) "Grr... No...I'm just battling the brown juggernaut...uggghh... I might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes..."
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