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The part of the toilet between the tank of the toilet and the toilet bowl. This is where pubes, dried urine and all sorts of awfulness reside.
Much like an actual taint the 'toilet taint' is merely the connection between two major features. While not particularly useful, it is extremely necessary.
Person 1: I have to throw out my toothbrush it fell on the toilet taint.
Person 1: I cleaned the bathroom!
Person 2: No you didn't! There is still a forest of pubes and 2 years worth of dried urine on the toilet taint!
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The extremely important time of the normal man's day when he sits his rear end on a clean toilet to participate in a number 2. During toilet time the man may use his IPod, read a book, or make random noises while thinking about important matters such as bills, work, school, girls, and/or video games.
"After such a long day I couldn't wait for Toilet Time so that I could get it all sorted out."
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A very dirty person or a slut.
Dude she is a toilet humper, she smells like a fish hatchery.
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Toilet stuffer, a somewhat derogatory term used to describe any spieces of small, annoying, loud, obnoxious dog, that when is in the process of being eliminated via the flush appliance, gets stuck. Colour of fur is not important, but compression resistance of curly hair would consequently qualify smaller dogs to this classification.
That barking, loud, little shitzu is about to become a toilet stuffer!
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Skitz see his man "Ay yo wagwan my toilet roll
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A small amount of toilet paper floating just above the waters surface so when one needs to Bomb Korea it doesn't make a loud splashing noise.
"I had to take a dump and I didn't want anyone to here me so I used a toilet suppressor".
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