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double blowjob

Where two men simultaneously suck each others dicks and cumming in each others mouths.

Dude me and Dan totally got drunk and got double blowjobs last night!

No way! Does he swallow?

by The anus Destroyer April 15, 2014

6πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Hometown blowjob

An enthusiastic round of head given in Cincinnati most often in exchange for a car ride.

That was one damn fine hometown blowjob. Where do you need a ride to?

by skull shaped coffee mug June 10, 2010

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


vegan blowjob

noun; to perform fellatio to completion (ejaculation of recipient) without swallowing or in any way consuming ejaculate, resulting from said fellatio

God, she only gives vegan blowjobs!

by digital.ghost January 23, 2015

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


blowjob

An act of sex where one participant uses their saliva as a lubricating agent in an attempt to choke them self repeatedly on the recipient's (usually) rigid, hairy, poorly cleaned, veiny, swollen, throbbing, possibly infected male sex organ that, from a hole in the tip (also used for discharging urine) leaks an oily substance. This substance (seminal fluid) is a precursor to the blowjob's finale (orgasm) where when the level of sexual excitement peaks (accompanied by loud groaning, grunting, eye contact with the recipient's sexface, possibly unwanted facefucking and deepthroating), it spasmodically spurts a pungent fishy, chlorine or bathroom cleaner smelling, salty and bitter tasting, sticky whitish fluid into the mouth, on the face and in the eyes of the participant who then swallows and licks clean or spits out leaving only the taste.
Girls do this because they know that boys really like it and they are desperate to be loved and/or think that giving head will make them popular (it will). It will also reduce their level of class to that of a skank ho if not done properly and discretely. If you are notorious for giving blowjobs (good or bad) then you are automatically a skank ho. Those girls that talk about being experienced are automatically a skank ho. You have to give a blowjob like you mean it. You have to love to do it and you have to love the one you are doing it to. Otherwise you are a skank ho.

Heidi was a sweet girl, but then everyone started talking about her because she gave Wayne a blowjob and he said she was no good at it. Then she gave more and more guys at school blowjobs to prove she had experience and skill. Now she is a skank ho.

by observer#1111 October 6, 2012

16πŸ‘ 1307πŸ‘Ž


Word Blowjob

To suck up to someone by talking good about a them while they are in the area.

Tim was over there bragging to Joe about good I am at baskeball. Yeah Tim was def giving you a "word blowjob."

by Spiffy1 September 2, 2008

5πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Brazilian Blowjob

When a woman waxes a man’s pubes and rips them out while giving him a blowjob.

Kimberly let the wax sit too long and almost ripped Greg’s balls off when she was giving him a Brazilian blowjob.

by duhhell March 18, 2021

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


watered blowjob

When you suck a guys dick with water in your mouth.

David: Woah there's water in your mouth
*proceeds suck on guys dick with water in mouth*
Madison: yeah thats a watered blowjob

by pseduondhf November 22, 2017

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž