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A heavenly being who guides us and protects us. Also used as an expression which takes his holy name in vain.
God is the protector of everyone.
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to me, god is a giant cheeseburger...and i must dance around cheeseburgers and then eat them to appease my god.
i can do this cuz it's my right to
"oh my god, this cheeseburger is great!"
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1.An excellent example for hundreds of athiests to go on urban dictionary.com and tell why they don't believe.
2. The creator of the universe.
3. The father of Jesus Christ.
4. What athiests confuse religion with.
Athiest: Prove to me that there is a God.
Believer: I can't. What am I supposed to do, knock on your door with a watchtower magazine? It's more a matter of personal faith than it is a fact.
Athiest: So then what you are saying, is there is no God.
Believer: Oh for cryin out loud, how am i supposed to prove that God exists? I said i believe, personally, that's all.
Athiest: What do you belive?
Believer: I just told you that's personal.
Athiest:That still doesn't prove that God exists.
Believer: Oh you are a real idiot arn't you? I'm outta here.
(believer leaves)
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The object of derision for the mind-dead.
"We've got nothing to say about any real issues"
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To clear things up: God created us in His image, to love and be loved. He is not responsible for all the tragedies of the world. He gave up His son, to die on a cross for a bunch of sinners that didn't deserve it. He gave the ultimate sacrifice so that we didn't have to go to hell. We have free will, the choice between Him or whatever else. The disasters of the world are due to our sins. God is not one to sit up in Heaven and laugh at all the crap going on down here, instead He is crying out for us to step it up and actually do something. God is three people in one. Father, Son, and Spirit. He is too complex for us to understand. He has shown Himself in creation, look at the most simple of things, a child being formed in the womb, a scratch being healed, etc. Anyways, God isn't this mean, crazy, or made up person. He's real, He's ready for relationship... not religion, and He loves you.
God is awesome.
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A fabrication? Perhaps... but if she does exist... it's doubtable that she likes all the pretentious mortals pretending to know what he wants. *shrug* maybe she does... Just don't pretend to know what she wants
Mortal: God, are you there?
God: ... kinda
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An allmighty figure sometimes known as Allah, Yahweh, Jahweh, Jehovah, Indra, etc. Largely credited with the creation of the universe. God is largely known as a nice guy despite the fact that more people have been killed in his name than anyone else's.
Hitler killed a bunch of jews for god
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