Mom
Mom
Mom
Mom
Mommie
Parent of the group
Ily
Van-Chan
An Asian man with no self respect who perpetuates negative Asian stereotypes to gain approval from white people and western media.
He is usually self-loathing, wishes he was white, and self depreciates himself in order to gain acceptance from his white peers. He knows very little about his own culture and origins, preferring to parrot western stereotypes of his place of origin in order to score points with his white target audience.
Despite him selling his soul and dignity for popularity, he remains the butt of all jokes and will always be seen as a goofy sidekick and never as a main character.
His female equivalent is the Aunty Lu (Asian female who hates Asian men culture and simps for mid white men).
Famous examples include: Bobby Lee, Ken Jeong, Jimmy O. Yang
Ned is a Chinese-American Uncle Chan. He doesn’t speak mandarin and doesn’t eat Chinese food because he is ashamed of his heritage.
With his white friends, he makes jokes about his penis size, imitates a stereotypical Asian accent, and jokes about how he loves eating dog. This makes them laugh and makes them feel comfortable around him, but it doesn’t earn him any real respect.
He thinks that his self loathing humor will help him score white chicks. But it doesn’t, as it makes him unattractive as hell.
Don’t be like Ned, don’t be an Uncle Chan. Be proud of your culture’s 5000 years of history.
Deku-chan is based off of deku from my hero academia, the d is for daring e is for Europe, most delu-Chan’s are born in Europe, k is for kitty like, and I is for universal, because a deku-chan usually likes to study the Earth and usually has depression, but will make it feel better by spending time with loved ones, usually Is bisexual, loved pride and creative stuff! Prefers girls more than boys, usually has only a mom or dad, and 1 other sibling mostly girls. Likes comedy and cute stuff. When they wear depressing stuff they make it look cute
Wow! She looks emo, but cute! Is that a deku-chan?
A disease that you get after seeing characters turned into cats/other animals. Symptoms may include:
-making weird sounds in public
-using emoticons like "UwU" in text
-erratic behavior
It pretty much never leaves your mind, and it shatters your brain cells one by one until you get it forever
The only way to cure it: erasing it from your mind by avoiding all reminders of it
"She got the chan infection after watching the sad cat dance"
Tall, almost towering, large features, arms, legs. Beautiful heart. Kind, usually reserved about sharing his feelings. Although he is able to communicate well, he feels much more deeply than he speaks. Only those that are close to him will ever really know him. Will see 'it' through even if he is unhappy, his commitment unwavering. Will make many mistakes believing he has made a 'wise' choice. Realizes logic does not bring happiness. Falls in love only once, usually shocking (completely different upbringings) to him. When he does find her, he is relentless in his pursuit. However, it is not calculating, unconsciously he maneuvers his actions to allow himself to be with her. A strong, powerful force, a positive energy, other men are always questioning, "what's so great about Richard?". Spiritual leader. Excellent lover, very good with his entire body, making women fantasize about him regularly. A very thick, yummy kisser. Richard is a kind, good, lovely, beautiful, sweet, aggressive, sensitive man with a consecrated heart. Richard is super sexxy!
You are like Richard Chan, so awesome!
A person of an asian background that believes in consciousness over coochie/ discernment over d*ck but is slowly dragged into intercourse by their significant other.
You dirty-chan it was so obvious
The Japanese term for Big Brother, however scientists have determined that in the world of anime when Onii Chan is heard there is a 67.2% probability that Big Brother will have become a Sisterf**ker before the end of the series.
Episode 1 - Onii Chan where are you?
Episode 5 - Onii Chan stick it in me *moans*