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The best day to ever exist, this exact day a beautiful creature was born.
him: december 19th
you: *happy noises c:*
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The strongest people and most intelligent and have big dicks
A:U born on 18 December
B: big dick
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Man: hey it’s 7th December
Girl: it’s my birthday
Man: you know what that means...
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National get drunk as fuck in preparation for winter break day.
This is a day in which you and your buddies get super fucked up!
Hey, man! Today is December 14th lets drink!
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National Skip School Day
Everyone skips school on December 2nd.
Teacher: Why is most of my class gone?
Student: It's December 2nd. National skip school day!
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National shit your pants day, take laxatives and shit yourself
Ah shitt I'ma paint my house brown its December 23
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If you were born on this day then you are the best and nicest person ever. Also every boy wants you because you’re so hot! 🥵
If you were born on December 26 then you are elite
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