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The art of backhanded slapping your woman into the air so as to make her go horizontal before she lands inflicting maximum pain to the breast region.
1) OH MY GOD... BIZATCH I THOUGHT I TOLD U NOT TO FUCK MY DAD?! I'm gonna demon-slap you right outta my bed then outta my house then over the balcony outside.
2) "Yo dude, check that hot old lady across the street"
"I know"
"Hey man i dare you to demon-slap her into the road"
"DUDE... Thats my grandma... But sounds like a plan". Guy walks across street and stands behind the old lady... As he asks for time before she turns around he screams "KIYOOOOOOOOO" and slaps her into the road... Little does he know that a bus is going at high speeds as she levels out in the air and will knock his gran silly... So naturally his 'Demon-Slap' is foiled but still good...
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OMG I HAD MANSECHZ WITH DEMONIC SPARTAN AND IT WAS GOOD!!1111!!!1!!!1!!eleven
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The term Six Demon Bag comes from a line in the movie Big Trouble in Little China, and refers to a sack that contained the magical tools/potions of Egg Shen as he led Jack Burton, Wang Chi, and the Chang Sing in their desperate attack against the evil Lo Pan.
Egg Shen: Can see things no one else can see. Do things no one else can do.
Jack Burton: Real things?
Egg Shen: As real as Lo Pan!
Jack Burton: Hey, what more can a guy ask for?
Egg Shen: Oh, a six-demon bag!
Jack Burton: Terrific, a six-demon bag. Sen-sational. What's in it, Egg?
Egg Shen: Wind, fire, all that kind of thing!
Typically used to describe something that whips alotta ass.
Jack: That loot ninja just ran off with our +7 sword of fire after we did all the work bringing down that TetraHydra!
Egg: Yeah, I'm going to open up a six demon bag on his ass!
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Lemon Demon is a band given to us by the holy lord Neil Cicierega. Cicieragea? Cicieroga? Nobody can spell that. The most astonishing musical composition engendered by Lemon Demon is - in my personal opinion - Two trucks, conspicuously. The ardency between these two trucks is just astonishing! The way they hold hands, the way they make love..
Aaron: "Hey, what's Lemon Demon (band)?"
Me: "The best, most astounding, great, extraordinary band ever. Okay, let me introduce you to it, let's commence with Touch Tone Telephone. A musical composition about a curious, nervous theorist about to tell all his theories to someone.. *continues to ramble about the musical composition*"
Aaron: "Okay..maybe we'll start with this one called Cabinet Man, it looks less..complex?"
Me: "Oh, that's a personal favorite! The storyline is great, about an arcade machine with organs inside of it."
Aaron: "What?"
1.)Defecating in a violent, uncontrollable manner that upon completion leaves one feeling weakened, unstable on their feet, and possibly light headed.
2.)Taking a devilish delight in defecating including, but not limited to: turning and looking upon the feces (hopefully located in a toilet bowl) with disgust and satisfaction; hoping the person in the next stall is gagging on the resulting stench; and loudly emitting moans or grunts that could be taken for either pleasure or pain by those close enough to overhear.
I need to sit down for a minute because I just finished shitting like a demon and now I'm dizzy.
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Sharks exist in real life (WOAH)
What you girls real need is a soft fuzzy man
YOUR BABIES ALIVE
Harry Potter in Japan
(SCREAM)
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
🎶Pizza Heros 🎶
I only wanna have Your babies
Harry Potter in France
I’m sorry if you read this but Lemon Demon quotes are funny
Main Definition: a possessed and burning blade.
Why the is blade possessed and burning??? Well... It's once a normal blade, but after sometime the blade is used for mass Massacre. The mass souls thats been killed by the blade combined and turned into a single being the being is born by the corrupt mass souls turning the being into a demon and thus possessing the blade. The souls wanted revenge thus the blade turned into a burning blade.
The blade and the combined being COMBINED AGAIN... Although there Memories are wiped out because blade don't have Consciousness although the blade will regain in for after a phew thousand years
Blade also likes to mess around and post dancing bunny girl or dancing zero two
He likes to promote Non Active mods Cuz idk why and he's a Massive Simp
But even with all if that they're a good guys, they even helped Shelly on building her Server.
Demonic burning blades likes Bunny girl senpai.