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• To Masterbate in a holy or community church
• A person at church that ruins your Sunday's or that you really don't like.
If cloppin is for bronies, and fapping is for meme's, then Church Jerking must be for Christians!
An unwashed towel used to clean off jizz from your penis and/or bedsheets.
Aww shieet! I jizzed everywhere! Good thing I have my Jerk towel.
No Jerk January Is a month like No Nut November but you're not allowed to jerk or touch your penis (unless you need to piss)
I accidentally jerked on No Jerk January.
"Yo, I walked in on your lil bro with his hand down his pants.."
"No problem dude, he was just jerking the chain"
Someone who is extremely annoying. They are jerk head, jerk face, and jerk butt all at the same time.
My cat is such a jerk headfacebutt.
He who is meaner than most daily.
Reid is mj2med; you are a mean jerk
1. To beat off out of pure inability to contain ones sexual urges because you're an animal.
2. A masterful jerk session where one is forced to either beat off in undesirable situations or circumstances. eg. no internet.
1. Yo man, growing up in the 90's was a real hustle. We had no internet, dudes had to imagine naked woman, and just struggle jerk.