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Popularized on the Howard Stern Show, derivation of Keep it Real, with the geographical location of 'in the field' added to specify where you need to keep it real.
"Keep it real up in the field, a'ight?"
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praise for an act of individuality or integrity, or subversion of the system.
I don't buy popcorn at the movie theater, I always smuggle in rice cakes instead!
Alright man, keep fighting the good fight!
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An old joke used all around the world. it says scroll down to learn how to keep an idiot entertained, then on the lower part scroll up....
clcik on the link to lean how to keep an idiot entertained
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It is when someone needs to shave their pubic area.
You can't wear a bikini because you didn't keep the bushes inside the garden.
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when you find STEROIDS , drugs , animal porn & other embarrassing items at a friends house and they try to convince you its not theirs , but it is.
Male 1 - mate why you got testosterone hidden in your gym ?.
male 2 - am just keeping it for a mate .
mate 1 - okay am sure you are schwartzenegger.
It is the definer of the 21st century. It is the process in which you smoke on the medicinal, flavorfal, mexmorizable wackey tobackey. your average buisness-folk (so i dont get sued) is wond tight in an average day. Taking part in any "Keep Calm and Smoke(ing) Kush" activity releases tension, enabling common-folk to chill out, keep calm, smoke kush, rather than keep calm and, kill everyone. and government thinks this is negatable? Hahaha, Bless your Soul. you really think your in control?
guy 1, "Man, i think it's time i kill my co-workers. they steam me up-"
guy 2, "Bro! just keep calm and smoke kush. steams yourself up buddy."
Do something with urgency and follow through. Make sure it's well executed.
When running rallies in a game to defeat monsters, when the score counts for your entire alliance. keep your foot on the sausage.