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kick-fuck

The act of sexually assaulting an individual by violently and repeatedly kicking them in an appropriate orifice.

"Bitch if you don't figure out how to drive I will kick-fuck you into quadriplegicy!"

"So, I was kick-fucking this chick with spina bifida last night..."

by HΓΆllenfeuer August 30, 2011

18πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


kick in the nuts

A kicking of the nuts(nads,balls,testicals ).

To ever recive a kick in the nuts will cause much pain.

by Sore Nuts October 27, 2003

32πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


kick back

1. Money paid generally to an official for covertly assisting an organization, individual, or initiative.

2. Recline, as in a reclining chair. "Kick back and put your feet up," which means "Relax!"

The congressman received a ten-percent kick back for supporting the legislation that would give the mining company exclusive rights to the region.

by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

87πŸ‘ 82πŸ‘Ž


Onside kick

When your banging two hot chicks, and fake jizz in hotty #1, then quickly jizz on the face of hotty #2. Followed by screaming TOUCHDOWN!!

"Johny's so cool, he onside kicked me and Jen last night".

"I know I heard him scream touchdown, from a block away".

"I know right".

by Codeman_333 July 15, 2010

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


netflix and kick it

Actually going over to your partners house to watch Netflix

"Hey wanna Netflix and chill?"

"Nah I don't have protection so I guess we'll have to Netflix and kick it.. /:"

by Satanictacos September 23, 2015

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


shit kick

a very painful punishment indeed, a shit kick is when you make a blunder and suffer being kicked in the anus, hoping that said punisher's foot does not reach your fecal matter and push it deeper in, which could result in days of constipation.

"awww dude i just got shit kicked by that guy cause i was sleeping with his girl!"
"damn man you better take lots of lax"

by memedonttouchmeme June 23, 2008

14πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


scissor kick

A high jump done in a fast drum beat from usually in fast punk,hardcore, or pop punk music with a guitar spreading your legs in the air almost as if your doing a split just in the air.

Woah did you see that scissor kick that Mathew did!?!?

by xmatheewx March 27, 2009

14πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž