The act of having another individual whack you off, can be of the male or female variety.
Person 1: Dude! My girl hit me up with some assisted masturbation
Person 2: Noice!
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Self service, in response to a break up, or a girlfriend who won't give you any. A man's way of saying "I don't need sex either bitch!" A man's best war cry.
JOHNNY: Man my girl is mad, she ain't putting out...
Mike: MASTURBATION IN RETALIATION!
Johnny: REVOLUTION
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A hilarious autocorrect fail in which someone wanted to go to a masquerade party but it autocorrected to masturbate party.
I have to go to a
masturbate party tonight
and I donβt know what to
wear to it.
Um why not go naked
lololol
HAHAHAHAHA
A masquerade party
Damn
autoeroticasphyxiation
Iβm not even gonna ask
Yeah itβs probably for the
best
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The act of a married, or romantically committed, Man pleasuring himself regularly so as to eliminate the temptation of being unfaithful.
If I didn't do some Preventative Masturbation, I would be chasing after every skank in the neighborhood.
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Masturbating is when you touch your self βdown thereβ to make you feel good
Donny: damn last night I was peaking in my step sisters room and she had her fingers deep in her pussy and was rubbing back and forth anyways she was masturbating
John: so masturbation is natural i do it you just put your hand on your cock and go up and down masturbating is fun and feels good
What is masturbating
Masturbating is having sex with your hand aka self
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You use a masturbator, hand, dildo, etc. that you or someone intentionally make the thing your masturbating with extremely cold. Then you masturbate with it, typically giving a orgasmic shivering nut.
Cold Masturbation is the best kind of masturbation!!!
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the act of discussing business without actually saying ANYTHING, but embuing said corporate masturbator with an undeserved feeling of being of interest or utility to those present or his or her current employer
corporate masturbation can easilly be identified when any of the phrases below (but not limited to this list) are used in the context of discussing a business or business activities:
'going forward'
'restructure our asset-base'
'efficient through-flow model '
'KPI monitoring'
'increase the number of revenue streams'
'consolodating our holdings'
'business paradigm shift'
'stakeholders'
'daynamasism'
'strategic re-evaluation'
etc etc
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