A penis that resembles small mushroom with a big round head.
I tried to enjoy it but he had a Button Top Mushroom for a dick
Occurs when you pull your donger out of the poop-chute during anal, and only the tip is covered in shit.
I pulled out, looked down at my dick, and realised I had become the owner of freshly formed dutch mushroom.
A term used to define someone who likes getting high all the time and pisses off everyone around them by acting as though it is cool.
Jenny: you hang out with Harrison this weekend?
Bob: nah he was getting high off his face.
Jenny: eh he is such a mushroom monkeys.
white mushroom also known as hongjoong from ateez. he now has a bowl on his head!
we love our white mushroom!
A mushroom stamp but from a guy with a small dick
Wang gave me shiitake mushroom stamp when he slam his tinkie winkie on my forehead
When you fart under a blanket and then pull the blanket down, releasing the noxious fumes into the general area.
The benefit of mushroom clouding is that because of the blanket, the fart is frequently muffled or even goes unheard
My wife and I were watching TV in bed when she grabbed the remote and changed the channel. So I let one rip under the blanket, mushroom clouding her as retribution.