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1. Pre-2000s, the word is used to describe a person (male) who is generally social and positive to friends, family, and anybody he associates. He is dependable, means well, and looks out for people he's close to.
In the dating pool. Some guys discovered they can come on too hard and be rejected, so they decided that if they become 'nice' and act friendly to the girl, she would grow to trust him and later allow him to take her. Even if she wasn't looking for a relationship or already has someone. Unfortunately, once he realises, the guy becomes resentful and views her as a slut for sleeping with one person she's committed to, or stupid enough to date a bad boy (note that any male that already claims his girl, regardless of look, criminal history (existing or nonexisting), or personality, will be the 'asshole').
Thus, they are people who always whine to themselves (at forums, to each other, or a hapless victim) wondering why, as they're such a 'Nice Guy'. It's become a word that's taken an ironic meaning.
2. An annoying self-designated third-wheeler who puts an unhealthy interest in a couple's relationship, but won't talk to or socialise with girl's own boyfriend. But will completely slam her to friends the minute he realises that she won't cheat/dump boyfriend, let alone do the 'pity-fuck' for him regardless if she feels chemically attracted to him or not. Thus causing a whole line of insults to be written about her online.
Dean: "Check this guy over there, next to my girlfriend. He creeps me the fuck out. But I'm not sure if he's a nice guy or her new gay friend."
Steve: "Dude, he skulks around her like a vulture. You're gonna need to break it to her later."
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the lasting residue left on the breakroom floor from the thigh of a portly and stout person that you work with!it has the texture of grated cheese!
vince left a "nice and flaky" mess when he wore shorts with that striped undersized polo shirt last night at work!
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A man that thinks he is nice, but is actually invasive even though, the girl doesn't date him.
Nice Guy: Hi
Girl: Hi
Nice Guy: You are very pretty
Girl: Thank you
Nice Guy: send pics
Girl: wdym???
Nice Guy: b o o b a
Girl: I am not interested. I have a boyfriend.
Nice Guy: WHY DO GIRLS ALWAYS CHOOSE MEN WHO TREAT THEM LIKE SHIT??? I AM AN ALPHA MALE AND I WOULD PROTECT YOU! YOU ONLY WANT THE MONEY!
Girl: What da hael?
Nice Guy: I HOPE YOU GET PARALYZED FROM THE NECK DOWN!
Girl: Anyway, I am gonna block you.
Nice Guy: YOU FUCKING WHORE
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Finish last...
That's why they'll treat you like trash
It's not what they really want to do
BUT
Girls only want bad guys
So Nice Guys may give it their best try to
Treat you the way you want them to
But behind the scenes
You mean the world to Nice Guys
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An expression used to give kudos to a person or persons on the exceptional job they have done being a douche. Has more meaning to it when said in an australian accent.
John: I appreciate you buying me dinner.
Mike: Well I figured i would help you out considering you can't even buy yourself decent clothes or shampoo, let alone food.
John: Nicely douched, Mike.
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When something is especially nice. It's ACTUALLY nice... '
"The tenor part of this song is like, ACTUALLY nice."
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1.When person is beyond being just nice.
2. Something that is so nice it stuns you
1. Austin: Danny you're not just a nice guy you're an uber nice guy
Danny: Well, I feel that unless someone hurts me or someone I care about they must be cool
2. Person: That cake was uber nice.
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