Someone that faps you while you are sleeping with no regard for your consent!
A shady Jerk-burglar, burgled my penis in the night my dear, I'm afraid I can be of no service to you this morn! Pray for me!
My dear friend, you are a jerk burglar as I have caught you on film, but I forgive you! For ye are my All-Fren!
No Jerk January Is a month like No Nut November but you're not allowed to jerk or touch your penis (unless you need to piss)
I accidentally jerked on No Jerk January.
A mutual masturbation party among clowns, freaks, and other carnival folk.
After the Saturday performance in the tent, we're having a Circus Jerk out back by the animal trailers.
Polite and subtle rejection. Someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.
"He just politely shut me down with that irritating politician smile. What a closet jerk."
someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.
"He just politely shut me down with that irritating politician smile. What a closet jerk."
When you beat your dick with hot sauce.
"I can't find my lube, so I guess I'm going to have to atomic jerk."
The one guy got shot for being a real asshole, but the fake jerk would say he was just kidding after everything he said, so that people at the party would think the guy was relatively harmless, like a benign tumor.