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Sushi Juice (SJ) is an illegal drug under the umbrella of methamphetamines. It is a synthetic stimulant composed of trace amounts of iodine, acetone, lithium, toluene, and hydrochloric acid. SJ increases transmitter concentrations in both the noradrenergic and the dopaminergic synapse and also acts as an antiesthetic agent between the muscles and the brain. This results in increased levels of concentration, energy, and aggression.
The plasma half-life of SJ is 1.5–3.4 hours, however this is dose dependent. The estimated minimal lethal dose is 5.1 g, but susceptible individuals have died from as little as 0.5g applied to mucous membranes, whereas addicts may tolerate up to 15g daily.
Ryan: Paul how did you get all those math assignments done so fast
Paul: Sushi juice!
When an astronaut jizzes in another astronauts helmit to make it look like a lava lamp inside.
"Dude, do you think Neil Armstrong ever got lava juiced?"
"What the fuck is wrong is you? But yeah he probably did."
(n) The combined garbage you left at a movie theatre that later ferments into what is known as "regal juice". The lonely nachos you paid $15 for and still refused to eat. The dehydrated soy bean oil disguised as "buttery topping" that you incisted be layed five times with popcorn that has never touched a popcorn scoop. The juice from your wasted (and racist) "señor Carlos" jalapeños. The sad suicide slushy you demanded to be mixed in a specific order. The gray ketchup left on the remainder of your green hotdog. If you don't take your gallon sized cup home to bring back later for free refills; the dribbles of your Coke Zero mixed with regular coke (if you're on a diet, you're doing it wrong).
All this stews at the bottom of trash cans, trash compactors, "wooshs", and "tanks". If you have ever worked at a Regal Theatre, you know exactly what regal juice smells like, and how sad it is when you get any on you.
Usher 1: "Dude! I was throwing that trash bag into the compactor and the discount trash bag broke open and spilled all over me!"
Usher 2: "seriously, you can smell the regal juice a mile away. Too bad you can't go home to take a shower, it's Christmas and we still have 13 hours left in the shift."
Orpple Juice is the mixture of Orange juice and Apple juice that is a nice tasting tropical beverage.
I was thirsty today, so I drank some Orpple juice.
When one has taken multiple loads of jizz in their anal cavity from one or more partner’s during the course of a day or evening. A connotation of being a hungry bottom and promiscuous anal sex fiend.
Frank is a juice bottom.
I hooked up with Rachel late last night. She served me up a juice bottom. So I must have been third or forth of the night.
Freshly pressed juice a Twitter Engineer buys with a $160,000 salary. Although he is struggling to make ends meet, the $12 juice is a necessity to the engineer's well being.
A: Dude, I can't live in the Bay Area anymore.
B: I know, it's way too expensive here!
C: Yeah! I can't have enough of these $8 bagels and $12 juices though.
Hard liquor, maninly Vodka and lots of it.
Dude, I got so biffed on Jibb-Juice last night. I woke up and my pillow was hurting my head. Then I thought to myself, I'm Jibbed!