Phone Relations

This is a special kind of relationship, between two long distant people, who have never met in person...usually starting with normal conversation and ending with duel masturbation. On rare occasions it is only a masturbation (phone sex) session. Sometimes only a weekend type of deal.

Steven and Susan are phone friends, they share phone relations.

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phone banger

a gang member (scrap) dat talks shit on the phone and is to scared to say it in yo face.

man you just a phone banger why dont you say it in my face instead of on da phone you pinche surrate

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phone foot

Also known as 'laptop leg', this is when your foot and/or leg goes numb because of the way you are standing/sitting. Due to your avid interest in you device, however, you don't notice until it becomes painful.

Guy 1: Hey man, why are you rubbing your foot?
Guy 2: I was just standing by the kitchen counter looking at my phone, and suddenly my foot went numb.
Guy 1: Ah, another case of 'phone foot'.

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Phone Stack

A game played at either a meal or in a group setting.

When at a meal, and everyone is on their phones, grab them and stack them face down in the center of the table. First to pick up their phone, pays the bill for all. If no one grabs it, everyone pays their part.

When in a group setting, grab the phones and stack them. Whoever grabs their phone must perform challenges, each group member gets to pick a challenge so in a group of 10, touching your phone would cause you to do 10 challenges. You may use your phone during the challenges but afterwards, it goes back on the stack.

*Everyone is texting at a group meal*
Person 1: "PHONE STACK!"
*Person 1 snatches all phones and stacks them face down*
Person 1: "first to touch pays the full bill"

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drinking and phoning

to talk on the phone drunk whilist drunk and talking nonsense while speaking nonsense.

I was talking on the phone drinking and phoning, the fast food place laughed at my order, and nothing arrived

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coyote phone

Derived from Coyote Ugly:

This occurs when you give someone your phone number when
You are under the influence (drugs or alcohol). Then you get a call from that person the next day. Now you don't remember what they looked like.

Jane went to the bar and got drunk. She met this guy after drinking way too much. He asked for her number so she gave it to him. The next morning she got a call from this guy who said they were talking last night and he wants to get together. Jane has no idea who this guy is or what he looks like. Jane has been a victim of a coyote phone.

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Phone ho

A person who habitually talks intimately with others over the phone. That can be a 976 or 900 pay number or just someone they're interested in.

George is always talking dirty to women over the phone; he's such a phone ho.

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