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When you get gangbanged in prison and they all cum in your ass. Afterwards, when you squat, the "custard" comes out.
Inmate 1-"Lets go give the new guy some of the famous Prison Custard."
3-5 guys follow
1 hour later
New guy - " Oh god! I'll never see custard the same way again!"
An exercise carried out before one leaves a party and must "sober-up" ASAP, say before entering the presence of unapproving authority figures. involves heavy drinking of water and excessive bread consumption. not to be confused with the "drop-the-soap drill".
Bro 1: dude, we gotta head back soon but we cant go back this drunk
Bro 2: its alright man, we just gotta go do the prison drill!
When you call someone that is only a room away from you, kind of like a glass paine between a prisoner and a visitor.
You are so lazy, quit prison calling me!
Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon- a festive sex act perpetrated upon new inmates upon their being processed into central lock up and the main prison population in American Prisons- usually occasioned on but not exclusive to Halloween. Turning a new inmate into a "carved blumkin" usually involves his person being purchased as a "wife" (read: "bitch"), in exchange for cigarettes or other such bartered items- as opposed to his merely remaining another bartered item himself (read "everybody's fuck). The act of "carving a blumkin" is therefore both a marital and Hallows Eve ceremonial process of incarceration. The celebration begins with general crotch grabbing by the guests, bachelor, and best men. This is followed immediately by smuggled spoons percussed against the bars, (a clever substitution for wedding bells), calling all to the the altar (read: commode) for the fraternal ritual defecation- followed thereupon with more spoons beating upon the bars, prompting the bachelor to carry his unsuspecting object of adoration directly to his bunk in an act of non consensual conjugal sex (read rape), as a rite of dysfunctional sexual passage... in more ways than one (read: anally). The beating of spoons on bars during the "carving of the blumkin" is the origin for many of our traditions on the outside, such as ringing spoons upon glasses to make the bride and groom kiss upon command.
Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon - "Ohhh, hell yeah, check out tha' new 'fish'! Awwww! Is gom be one helluva Happy mutha freakin' all Hollowed Out eve full o' sweet new meat all up in hea! Woop woop! Soon as I pinch off dis heah loaf, I gon carve me up a piece o'dat fine assed Blumkin o' his with dis hea niggaz Holloweeny!!!"
The ass cheeks that Mike Lindell will get to snuggle with at GITMO before his execution.
Flynn backed his ass up, and offered his prison pillow to Mike for comfort.
When someone is fit, but also looks like they're in prison.
Often sporting the skinhead, tattoo and tracksuit look
Isn't that guy from prison break fit?
Yeah, but like prison fit
-a roll of nummy meats served in a prison
-a shonky rolled cigarette
- a poo done after a heavy night of drinking