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round earth

the actual shape of the earth

retard: the earth is flat
smart person: no its not we live on a round earth you fucking moron

by evaevaevaevaeva January 21, 2024


rounding the coroner

As you are wheeled through the morgue, passing the doctor who is filling out "Covid-19" as your cause of death.

Having believed that the coronavirus was 'under control", that it would "disappear like magic", that wearing masks was for liberal wimps and that we were "rounding the corner", you were in fact only rounding the coroner. Under 'pre-existing condition' he filled in "believing a president who cared about no one but himself and nothing but his self-aggrandizement".

by Monkey's Dad November 15, 2020


Slap round

Right before your bottom orgasms slip a lit m80 under their armpit.

Bruh! We tried slap rounds, we're at the hospital now.

by 00Why_me May 21, 2021


Blather 'Round

a game where you "stupidly, horribly, and idiotically" describe the prompt you pick, and if you guess it you get horny points. If you win you get to fuck Ms. Bubbles for no charge. WARNING: Has a high chance for dick to drown in water.

Blather 'Round is fun

by quartz89 February 2, 2022


blood round

A term for wrestling in which you are in the round where if you lose your match, you are eliminated from the tournament. However if you win your match, you move on to the state championships.

Me and Johnny are in the blood round. This is a must win match for both of us.

by Vancouver loco February 11, 2023

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blood round

A slang term in wrestling for when you are in a tournament and you've lost one match. The blood round is the round where all losers have to wrestle each other and whoever loses in the blood round is ultimately eliminated from the tournament.

Me and Rambo lost to these state champions last match. Now we're in the blood round.

by Vancouver loco February 11, 2023


live round

Sperm, live sperm. Used when a very young or an old man can get a woman pregnant.

He had a kid when he was 70? The mad lad was still shooting live rounds.

by DRousseau November 27, 2022