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n. Cascade of gold medals won by a team at a sporting event.
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Canada wins again! I hope this golden shower never ends!
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A complete waste of space; someone who seems to serve no purpose than to ruin your day
John's been a right shower of shit today - meaning John's ruined my day.
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To cover oneself with aftershave as an alternative to washing.
Student 1: Dude, the hot water's on the blink again!
Student 2: Fuck it, I'll just take a French Shower.
Student 1: Sweet
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when one persons partner uninates on the other for sexual pleasure.
i showered with rick last night he layed on the floor and asked me to give him a golden shower
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The act of taking a shower, pleasuring yourself and starting your day feeling sparkling clean and rejuvenated.
Men and women cannot completely seize the day without a power shower
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To spray oneself with Frebreze as a alternative to bathing.
See "Mexican Shower"
"Man, Dave smells like he took a Mexican Shower."
"No, I think he actually took a Febreze shower."
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When your shower randomly changes to the polar opposite temperature in a matter of seconds.
Joe: Hey, i'm gonna take a shower.
Carter: Alright
Minutes later....
Joe: AHHHHH FUCK!
Carter: Shit, i forgot to tell him about the shower schizophrenia
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