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(Similar to a Mustache Ride)
A four play act in which a man with a large (generally course) beard pleasures a females genitals with his tongue while rubbing his beard against it.
Generally done by intoxicated, lusty, middle aged men who take great pride in the thickness and coursness of their beards to the great displeasure of their partners.
Beth: Man I got drunk with Marks Dad last night and the mutha fucker gave me the the ole "Steel Wool Slip-and-slide" I wont be able to feel my pussy for days."
Dale:Oh ya, see that ole couger at the bar Joe? She's got a real nice wiggle to her and barely any birthin scars. Yap, I might let her take a trip down the steel wool slip-and-slide tonight if she's lucky.
When two men strip butt-ass naked and lather themselves in baby oil, and slicking the floor of the living room with vegetable oil. Both lads scurry and clamber to reach the next "room", pushing each other to make the other slip. The loser of the race has to give the winner oral sex.
"It's too cold out today. What should we do?" "We should do the Kansas Slip n' Slide!" "Sure!"
When engaged in anal sex(over a table or a bench top)and the man is about to ejaculate, he quickly punches her in the back of the head(to knock her out) and withdraws his penis ejaculating all over her chest when she is unconscious. Then he grabs one shoulder and the opposite leg and slides her across the table or bench(While she is still unconscious). With the assistance of the semen all over her chest she should be able to slide off the table with a decent throw.
Bob: I gave Doris Donkey punch Slip and slide Yesterday. The children were asking why there was so much Broken glass.
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A flange that a dick can slide in and out with ease, and sometimes the penis may slip out
That girl had a slip n slide pussy, my dick slipped out
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During sex, the vagina gets so wet and sloppy your pecker slips out and deflects. But without missing a stroke, it enters her asshole. Often resulting in a very high pitch squeal that only animals can hear.
My girlfriend and I were having some pretty good sex the other night. I mean, she was so wet and I was going so fast, she got the double clutch slip shuck. She wasn't able to sit down all weekend.
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The practice of pissing into someones anus, then forcefully fisting said anus.
Jessica's suggestion of trying a New Mexico Slip-in-slide on Brandon was the final straw in their relationship.
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1. When you are doing a chick from behind on a linoleum floor, as you about to cum, pull out and jizz in an arch over her onto the floor in front of her. After doing so, immediately push her down and into the jizz, effective creating a jizz and linoleum Slip N' Slide.
2. The best real life application of your childhood memories.
1. "Dude, I finally accomplished the Serbian Slip N' Slide and she hit her forehead on the door."
2. "Last night I was doing a Serbian Slip N' Slide and she slid across the kitchen floor into my roommates' room."
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