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When a man cums in a persons mouth and then punches them in the mouth and the blood and cum mix together.
That strawberry milk shake would be better if you shook your head a little and mixed it together!
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The time of the month where a women haves her period, followed by acting like a mean bitch.
Oh my god Jane! I think it's your strawberry time, because its all over your chair!
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When a girl is on her period, she fills a super plus tampon capsul with her shit and freezes it over night. And then ejects the frozen shit into her vagina in place of a tampon for maximum absorbency. Once the shit absorbs the maximum amount of blood, it thaws and leaks out as a strawberry chocolate mousse for your neighbor's cat to enjoy.
Garfield's favorite meal might be lasagna but his favorite dessert will always be the Strawberry Chocolate Supreme.
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When a man willingly chooses to have a strawberry flavoured sundae instead of chocolate or caramel, acting as evidence that he may enjoy watching his wife being fucked by another man. (Note: Only acts as compelling evidence and not as definitive proof.)
MAN 1: "Woah, that guy over there is eating a strawberry sundae"
MAN 2: "Pffft, He's probably a Strawberry Sundae Cuck"
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A man who loves strawberry ice-cream. Also more commonly known as one who blows goats, and packs fudge. Synonyms are: analfish, cumguzzler, ball-chinnigan, poo-stain-balls-man.
Antonyms are: coffee ice-cream lover
Man 1:"I really prefer having strawberry ice-cream over coffee ice-cream, especially when I'm making out with dudes"
Man2:"dude your such a strawberry-nut-sucker"
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to give someone a dirty sanchez then give them a strawberry shortcake
tina's face needed more flavor and color, so i gave that ho a chocolate strawberry shortcake
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Of or pertaining to a vagina with red pubic hairs
Dude, I bet B.R. had so much strawberry cream cheese with C.H. on homecumming night that he is now lactose intolerant.
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