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5 Seconds of Summer (5SOS) are an Australian band (not in the same category as boyband because they're all talented as shit as far as instruments) that consists of Luke Hemmings (vocals/guitar), Calum Hood (vocals/guitar), Michael Clifford (backing vocals/guitar), and Ashton Irwin (drums). Schoolmates Luke, Calum, and Michael formed 5sos in 2011, and Ashton was later added. They are the opening act for One Direction on the Take Me Home North American leg. Now, I could go all day about my feels and how much it hurts but I'll keep it at this: these boys are sex. their music is keeps me jamming. cake for life.
"Hey, what you think of 5 seconds of Summer?"
"5SOS MAKES ME WANT TO DIE"
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That time of year when all the sexy white boys come out. You know what it is.
Damn, I see nothing but fine-ass white boys. It's gotta be summer!
Hell yeah girl, it's a white boy summer.
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Generally occurs at the end of the school semester and the beginning of exam week. You ask your professor/teacher what to study for the Final Exam. They tell you what isn't going to be on the Final Exam or, they tell you what isn't going to emphasized in great detail. Contrary to what they told you, they end up putting that AND ONLY THAT on the final, thereby causing you to fail for the semester resulting in you having to repeat the course next semester.
Kid: She told me it wasn't on the test. I didn't study it... She put it on the test. I failed it.
Other Kid: Ah, the old summer school sabatoge.
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A quartet of horny Australian young people whose song topics range from MILFs, to mastrubation, to consensual sex. Members include Luke "Hair Game Strong" Hemmings (vocals/guitar), Michael "Level 9000" Clifford (vocals/guitar), Calum "The Funk" Hood (vocals/bass), and Ashton "Beatz Master" Irwin (vocals/drums).
P1: Have you heard about 5 es oh es?1??? I love them
P2: pls step away from me m'am
P1: you know, 5 Seconds of Summer, but the real fans call them 5 es oh es ;))))
P2: pls no pls you don't like them pls ur fake pls
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revealing the controversial contents of an email which was circulated to you in confidence.
The phrase comes from Stephanie Grace, the Harvard 3rd year law student whose email to a circle of confidantes, setting down her opinions that African Americans are genetically disposed to be less intelligent, went viral. In the last sentence she asks her audience not to pull a Larry Summers on her.
I'll pull a Larry Summers on Felix. Now everyone will know that he screwed the fat chick!
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Group cage accommodations for groups of tender age children 4, and under, that were taken from their parents seeking asylum. "Tax-Free" 600 dollars a night per child with extra cost for those with special needs.
Trump Summer Camp is nothing like kennels or zoo cages you would bring your pet to for boarding, as the children are all the children of different ethnicities and ages are bundled together in one big cage. Their enthusiasm was contagious, as was always a deafening scream for joy.
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A place where sex is currency
A place where teenage boys wish their girlfriends would go
A place where handcuffs aren't for law enforcement
A shop that somehow survives without customers
A place where bras dont need to cover the nipple
A place where desperate women go to flll the hole
A place that sells DVD's with unusually bad acting
A place where things that vibrate strictly arent for cleaning teeth
Alice: I picked up something from the Anne summers shop today
Joe: Fuck yes! ive been waiting for this all my life
Alice: And you wont be dissapointed
Joe: *Jizz in pants
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