Tummy Lawn Chair (TLC)

The sexual position in which the guy straddles the girl and sits on her stomach NAKED. From there the guy reaches behind and fingers the girl and the girl gives the guy a hand job and he nuts on her tits.

Did you hear about Jessie and that kid doing the tummy lawn chair?

Dude it's the sweetest sex position ever i sat on her stomach NAKED.
That's the Tummy Lawn Chair (TLC).

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Chair-based assault and defenestration

When you hit someone with a chair and then throw them out a window

“Did you hear about tom?, his girlfriend discovered he was cheating and she committed chair-based assault and defenestration on him.”

I like eating chairs

Chairs are yummy

I like eating chairs

a cat in a rocking chair factory

to describe a jumpy, jittery emotion. sometimes it is written as "a long-tailed cat in a rocking chair factory"

I am nervous as a cat in a rocking chair factory.

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Wisconsin wheel chair

The Wisconsin wheel chair is when you pour a bucket of melted cheese on a person(male or female) in a wheel chair and then proceed to have sexual intercorse with them.

Mark - "I just preformed the wisconsin wheel chair last night"

Jack - "what's the wisconsin wheel chair"

Mark - "it's when your pour a bucket of melted cheese on someone in a wheelchair and have sex with them"

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The Electric Chair Position

Otherwise known as the Epileptic Entanglement. This sex position starts by the man sitting on some form of surface (ie chair, bed, etc). The women then sits down on the man as if she were sitting on a chair. After which, she furiously shines a flashlight on and off into his eyes, causing the man to have a seizure. The man then spasms while inside, resulting in indescribable pleasure for the woman.

Side effects:

Impregnation
Bruising

Welting

Rashes
Carpet Burn
Loss of limbs

Blindness

Retardation

Loss of hearing
Stroke

Clotting
Death
(Dont attempt while on period, or while pregnant)

Jim: Hey I want to try something new.
Karla: What is it?
Jim: Just bring a flashlight, I'll give you The Electric Chair Position.

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Second chair rusty trombone

A threesome variation on the standard rusty trombone. While a girl is eating a guy's ass, she adds in a Dutch rudder for the other girl. Essentially guiding the other girls arm as she jacks off the guy's cock.

What a wild night, we even had a girl sitting Second chair rusty trombone.

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