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A very shady person, someone that complains about everything A complete bitch of a mother fucker. Someone that is a complete pussy bitch.
Who is the biggest bitch you know? Cub Jones
An athlete who will run for thousands of years just to escape Jason.
Chad: Check out that Vanessa Jones
Buggzy: I’m faster then her so she aint shheeeit
He is so cool,, he’s my best friend who thinks I’m funny
Omgggg it’s Fraser Jones he loves lily bevan as a best friend :)
A minor (under 18 years of age) who is very short but claims that they one day will be tall due to natural growth. Many times, they may cite a doctor or their parents height in an attempt to make their claims seem more credible.
Person 1 who is 5’5”: My doctor says that I am going to grow to be 6’3” when I’m an adult
Person 2: You are such a Max Jones!
A cute boy who sings amazingly good. Eddie has the deepest voice in the band. He can be weird sometimes but in a funny way! He owns a cat named molesey that is super adorable! Lastly eddie likes to look "classy", especially with his sunglasses.
Me: who's your favorite person out of the202band?
Sister: obviously eddie jones
Me: my favorite is-
Sister: oh my gosh eddie just posted!!!!
Me: nevermind.
Ruby Jones is an amazing person and dancer her personality is absolutely amazing you can trust her with anything .her eyes are amazing 😉,she hates complements but loves giving them when she gets hurt she shrugs it off you gotta love her,she can be annoying,but you still loved her,she can throw a party and sleepover xxx
Ruby jones is amazing
A man who cheats so much it causes his or wife or girlfriend to lose their mind. Coined after the famous Welsh singer and ladies man, Tom Jones, whose wife became shattered by her husband’s numerous infidelities.
“He did a Tom Jones on her.”
“How’s Jane”
“Well Sam did a Tom Jones on her, she is now fragile as glass, and won’t even go out in public.”
Tarnower pulled a Tom Jones on Jean Harris, and she ended up pulling a trigger.
My mom had a nervous breakdown after my dad pulled a Tom Jones on her.
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