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a term used when a pedophile is going to go pick out a random child to rape
That creep at the playground is cabbage patching our kids. Someone call the police.
What you should be asked when you complain that your favorite software is missing a feature or has a bug.
You: Why doesn't this program make me a sandwich instead of just sorting lines of text?
Software author: I'd be happy to merge those changes for you. Where's the patch?
When your story has a hole in it you give it a story patch
Eric cleverly used a story patch when Emily accused him of lying
The underlying hair beneath an otherwise shaved vagina; used to soften the blow of balls slapping and soaking up sex sweat.
Without that girl's smoosh patch, my balls would be hurtin'
What you need to land on -- especially when falling from a great height.
Friend: Listen, friend, I can't pull you up. You need to let go... swing your body and aim for the soft patch.
You: OMG. OMG. OMG.
Friend: The soft patch is right to the left of those jagged boulders and just to the right of that rusty metal fence. Aim for that soft patch.
You: *cries*
2 or more guys performing the pumpkin while in adjacent bathroom stalls (see pumpkin)
*while performing a pumpkin* you hear fapping noises in adjacent stalls, one cries out, bro! is this a full on pumpkin patch right now!? Reply back, I think it is! *skeet skeet skeet*