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When two heterosexual persons of the same sex, typically male jocks, and typically hammered hug or kiss in a moment of joy or extreme excitement, typically at the end of an important sports event, such as a playoff victory for their favorate team.
Those two were so happy they were straight-fagging after the Edmonton Oilers beat San Jose
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when there is no possibility of a comeback - you have been straight clowned...
dude i was watching wilmer valderamma on that shit show of his and he got straight clowned
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To go to the club to find hoes to have sex with.
"We headin straight to the bimbos so we can fuck them hoes tonight."
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Person A: "I'm super straight."
Anyone with a brain: "You're just transphobic"
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A Disgusting creature that has not yet been figured out, yet everybody hates their d*mbasses. We should stay far away from them and contain them in cages. They are very nasty and dangerous!
"Ew is that a straight man!?!?" "A straight man? OH MY GOD!" "I hate straight men so much!"
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One who is attracted to the opposite biological sex
Male (XY) attracted to Female (XX)
Or
Female (XX) attracted to Male (XY)
Jeff: Hey, do you like girls
Alex: Yes
Jeff: What about trans girls
Alex: I am only attracted to Women who are born with XX chromosomes and who I am physically, sexually, emotionally, or aesthetically attracted to.
Jeff: Isn’t that transphobic?
Alex: No, I have no problem with Trans people, I just identify as super straight and am only attracted to people born as the opposite sex.
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1. A person who does not drink, smoke, abuse drugs of any kind, or have meaningless sex (read: the majority of people, most of whom do not define themselves by the fact that they do not partake in any of the aforementioned activities. But hey... you'll have maniac fringe in any group).
2. Trendy fucks who drop the ideology after about two months.
3. Militant dipshits who are too goddamn ignorant to see that the only thing that separates them from Conservative politicians is the suit and tie.
1. No thanks, man; I don't smoke. I'll wait inside until you're done with that cigarette.
2. I AM A STRAIGHT EDGER. XxXxXxXSTR8XEDGEX4XLIFEXxXxXxX
3. I feel that it is my duty to 1)legislate morality and 2)equate immorality with my own personal view of what society should not do. XBRING BACK PROHIBITIONX. KILL YOUR LOCAL DRUG DEALER XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX NO DRUGS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER. But really, it's what's best for the world.
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