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Whilst visiting Iceland with a friend, you pick up a girl from a third country and Eiffel Tower her across the gap in the tectonic plates. One guy stands on the North American plate while the second stands on the Eurasian plate.
At the end of a great night of drinking at the Cafe Petite, we gave that French chick a Keflavik Surprise!
When you drinking hot coffee and sneeze unexpectedly.
Friend 1: Hey, that looks like a good cup of Joe.
Friend 2: Achooo!
Friend 1: Oh no! Brown Surprise!
“A brown surprise” when you take a dump and purposely don’t flush so the next person can see your poop
I left a brown surprise in the bathroom for Eric
When someone with a concealed carry permit pulls out their piece on you unexpectedly.
Joe: So I hear you are going PC / Liberal lately with all this Happy Holiday stuff instead of Merry Christmas. Pretty soon you will be doing some of that Kumbaya shit with the Bern.
Caryn: Oh yea? How PC does this look Jethro! (pulling the piece from her bra).
Joe: Damn girl! You didn't have to do the CC surprise on me. Go back to your Fox news watching.
The act of startling someone (preferably a spouse or partner) by placing your member on top of a door handle from a room they are about to exit. By doing this the first thing they see is dangus, as soon as door is fully open you yell "dick surprise" and run away. This usually results in a loud shriek and elevated heart rate. Probably not safe for the elderly or those with known heart conditions.
Trisha was not expecting there to be a large dong on the other side of the door. Upon seeing the meat Patrick yelled dick surprise and she shrieked and fainted.
When it's bigger than u thought ((;
Or smaller than u thought )):
Last night had a special dick surprise for me..better than I thought.
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This morning he gave me a total dick surprise..his microscope couldn't even see it.
When you finish your Mc Donald's and there's a few chips left at the bottom of the bag.
that was a nice Mc Donald's (looks in bag) oh yes! Some surprise chips left over!