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An extremely fat blunt. Usually containing 1.5 grams or more
Y'all rollin cancer sticks, I only smoke monkey thumbs
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A diet for reducing the size of one's thumb print for texting on a smart phone without making typos or accidentally sending unfinished messages due to the minuscule size of the keys or icons.
Dammit! I just sent a text before I was done writing it because my thumb is too large for the icons. I need to go on a thumb diet!
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Pertaining to a novacaine fetish when you stick your thumb in a jar of novacaine and let it go numb. You then suck on your thumb until you regain feeling.
"What are you doing after work?" walrus asked
"Why I'm going to give myself the numb thumb." peter pan replied
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The abnormality of one's thumbs leaving them to be morphed and disfigured looking like toes.
Toe Thumbs often called TT's are usualy caused due to the
incestral relations within one persons family over a long period of time.
''dude your thumbs look like toe thumbs ur family are inbread ¬_¬''
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What you should give this definition.
This definition deserves a thumbs down.
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1: The finger version of phone tag.
2: When you text back and forth without getting to the next step - having an actual phone call or meeting in real time. This written banter can lead to frustration if a phone call or meeting is delayed.
Text Message Sent: I'm sick of playing thumb-tag. For all I know you dirty dog could be texting me!
Text Message Received: Did you just call me a dirty dog? RRRuff ruff!
Text Message Sent: How about calling me instead? I don't bark like that dog of yours. :)
Since the sender texts people too often, her spelling stamina started to decline. She wrote "you" instead of "your", not knowing she referred to her friend as a dog. Her friend (receiver) then acts like he was insulted so he can provoke the sender to text more. The sender realizes the receiver is playing thumb tag and declares that she wants to use her voice instead.
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