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slang for jacking off, jerking off, masturbating, or what ever the hell they call it these days...; called this because of the repeated up and down motions
Guy 1 "Last night I was shredding the cheese so much that my hands were covered in that nasty crap that comes out!"
Guy 2 "Why did you jack off so much?"
Guy 1 "What the hell are you talkin' about, crakka?"
Guy 2 "Ohh, I had the wrong impression..."
Guy 1 "Dude, ur such a fagbag, go suck a toe!"
Guy 2 "WTF?"
Guy 1 "Jacking off is illegal, I would never break the law!"
Guy 2 "No its not! Its only illegal on an airplane!"
Guy 1 {guy 1 unzips pants and begins jerkin right in front of him}
Guy 2 "You were callin me the faggot!"
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It's another way to say not good
That party last night was cheese water
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Cheese that doesn't belong to you.
Hey! That's Natcho cheese!
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Thick, white cottage-cheese like excretions from a woman's pussy. Often an indication of a vaginal infection or poor hygiene.
Her pussy cheese stunk so bad I couldn't go down on her more than once.
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A slang term for getting high off of cat urine, also known as cheesing
Did you get your Vitamin Cheese today?
Yeah dude, I'm cheesing my f'ing brains out right now!
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Central Illinois wording for a cheese sandwich which is grilled. To make said sandwich butter 1 side of 2 peices of toast put cheese in between non-buttered sides and grill.
"That Cheese Toastie was ooey-gooey goodness."
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Semen left to ferment for a while until it becomes a cheese-like substance.
I understand swallowing, but dick cheese is disgusting!
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