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When you are waiting in the bar for a table for one in a busy eatery and the waitress calls your name.
"-YOUR LAST NAME---- party of one" TRANSLATION IS
"douchebag party of one"
your response---- "yes please" with your hand and index finger extended in acknowledgement.
When you are waiting in the bar for a table for one in a busy eatery and the waitress calls your name.
"-YOUR LAST NAME---- party of one" TRANSLATION IS "douchebag party of one"
your response---- "yes please" with your hand and index finger extended in acknowledgement."
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a guy who wears A&F clothes all the time and everyday, and acting like some douchbag, sort of like a guido.
guy 1: you see that guy over there?
guy 2: yeah.
guy 1: he's a fucking Abercombie and Fitch wearing douchebag, he wears Abercombie and Fitch every single day.
guy 2: yea, that guy is a fucking guido.
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A Business / Banker Douchebag is a corporate or banker type found in poorer countries on an outsized salary typically there on a mission to generally rape and plunder the country and it's local people. Big users of drugs and prostitution.
Look at that Business / Banker Douchebag (BBD) over there with all those southeast Asian hookers... isn't 10 a bit much for one guy?
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An idiot who spams the word schrodingers douchebag like its nothing.
He called a stand up comedian a schrodingers douchebag what a schrodingers douchebag spammer.
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When someone is respectful and to everyone except a certain person. This may occur in people due to personal issues and heavily applies among teachers.
Student: She treats everyone nicely except me!
School Counselor: Ms. Watkins, you have a case of SDS (Selective Douchebag Syndrome), which means you treat everyone nicely except someone certain.
Hey you see that fucking retard on his chopper sucking dicks? Yeah that’s the Ultimate Chopper Douchebag Faggot
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A person with an attention span less than one second due to chronic masturbation, video gaming and schnauzer banging as a youth. People with this condition can't even commit to taking a shit when they are already on the toilet. The only way to grab their attention is to talk about fakies, jeeps, weed or seven different kinds of smoke.
Brah, my boss's attention deficit douchebag disorder (ADDB) is off the charts. He was spanking his monkey the other day and he forgot what he was doing!
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