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1. Porn featuring midgets
2. A phrase used in jest as a proxy for anything (often, but not necessarily porn) where you want to be deliberately vague or insinuate nefarious doings without being too specific. For example you could say "this party is boring, I'm going home to watch some midget porn" meaning you have something more interesting to do but can't be bothered to describe what. Or you could tell someone with a computer virus that they need to stop looking at midget porn, meaning that they need to stop frequenting the dodgy website they got the virus from, whatever it my be.
I might finish this essy on time, if I cut back on the midget porn for a few days.
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The awesome music in a porno. Tacky and delightful. Sounds like untz or bow chicka WOW wow.
dude, this porn groove is classic.
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The money that, even though wasn't designated for that use, will not get you in trouble with wifey.
Mike; Jim, did you check into that porn site I emailed to you?
Jim; Yes, but it costs too much, it's not in my porn allowance.
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The Porn Fairy leaves adult magazines in hedge bottoms for the benefit of schoolboys and others who are unable to pluck up the courage to buy their own.
"Where did you get those magazines I found under your bed?"
"I don't know - the Porn Fairy must have left them"
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Text messaging sexual inuendos or naughty pictures from one cellular phone to the next.
What were you doing last night? Becky and I were sending text porn to each other on the cell phones last night. Cool!
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A period of time which may last for several days, weeks or possibly months in which no good new porn can be found on hosting sites e.g. spankiwire.
A tough time for all men.
A: "Dude spankwire has been terrible the last few days, it only has weird videos on it!"
B: " Tell me about it dude, i think we may be in the middle of a porn drought"
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Porn that you just can't quite make out, but if you watch it real close, you may be able to make out a breast or two.
Man, I was watching some scrambled porn and could have sworn I saw either a breast or maybe it was a testicle, but whatever it was, it still got me aroused.
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