Extra Unvirgin Olive Oil

When someone has not only fucked the olive oil, but has even nutted in it

"Hey is there some olive oil?"
"Yeah, but its extra unvirgin olive oil"

Kentucky Oil Change

The act of eating greasy fried chicken while at the same time masturbating or performing oral sex for your female partner.

I'm hungry and you're horny. A Kentucky Oil Change would hit the spot right about now.

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Covid Snake Oil

Covid Snake Oil is EUA vaccine's that haven't been approved, haven't worked as they promised, and may harm individuals going forward.

Covid Snake Oil (EUA) efficacy has failed miserably "One and Done vaccine" -J&J Didn't happen You need boosters now, and in the future -Pfizer People still getting sick regardless of EUA Snake Oil vaccines. More lies don't make it more effective, but rather create cognitive dissonance.

Snake oil is a term used to describe deceptive marketing, health care fraud, or a scam. Similarly, "snake oil salesman" is a common expression used to describe someone who sells, promotes, or is a general proponent of some valueless or fraudulent cure, remedy, or solution.1 The term comes from the "snake oil" that used to be sold as a cure-all elixir for many kinds of physiological problems. - Wiki

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Oklahoma Oil Slick

Prepared a week prior to pre-coitus a guy eats nothing but baby good. With his favourite gal lying on her stomach he shits a full load on her back. After full evacuation he grabs her by the ankles and slides from toes to top of head.

After careful planning and the right lighting I gave her an oklahoma oil slick she'll never forget.

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BP Oil Slick

When you fuck an emo kid in the butt so hard that he starts crying and his mascara runs.

Me and my boyfriend just left the Fall out boy concert. I fucked him with a dildo so hard I gave him a BP Oil Slick.

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ugly oil beast

The last existing Republican President before the people revolted.

Did you see the people slay the ugly oil beast at the end of "Bible: the Movie"?

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did someone say oil?

a meme that got popularized in late 2022 with a famous tiktok audio, usually consists of black sabbath's song "paranoid", filthy frank's famous "welcome to the rice fields motherfucker" and robin williams shouting "GOODMORNING VIETNAM", it's meant to poke fun at usa for pumping a lot of oil and getting oil while offering them "freedom"
eg: 20 tons of freedom (while showing a nuke).

headliner: "uganda finds a new oil source"

person 1: did someone say oil?

person 2: have some of this freedom