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When having sexual intercousre with a girl that has extreme back acne "Doggy Style". By placing a pillow over top of her back to not see the groteque sight is the difference between the two. It was named by the girl looking like a Turtle in the process of intercourse.
Guy 1: Dude you know Debbie? I hit that last night. Turtle Style
Guy 2: Yeah, cool dude. I heard she had bad back achne.
Guy 1: Yeah I put a pillow on it, that stuff was nasty.
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The act of pressing your scrodum between your butt cheeks, leaving a view from behind to that of a "Fuzzy Turtle"
"While driving down the road last night, Gary gave the passing car a fuzzy turtle"
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slang for hallucinogenic drug, salvia.
'Yo, comin to smoke some turtle?'
'Sure'
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n. A snow turtle is similar to a rain turtle, but obviously, it deals with snow instead of rain. You start by needing a real good reason to make it snow. Ex: you are working on a grass farm and you wish you could get the day off. Carve a turtle outline in the ground, and spit on it! The season has to be correct obviously, because if its summer its just a rain turtle! Here comes the snow!
Blake: "Man Drew, I really wish we didn't have to work today...Kyle has been drinking all morning and our stacks look like shit!"
Andrew: "Bro, let's make a Snow Turtle!!!"
Blake: "Damn, why didn't I think of that! Then let's get drunk and enjoy the morning!!!"
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Description of someone or something having a tight desposition. Has nothing to do with a female turtles biology but provides the audience with a fantastic mental picture of how tight something is.
Bro let's break into fort Knox and steal all the gold. Brugh that is a dumb idea their security is tighter than Turtle Pussy .
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The shit that you take before a job interview or an important presentation caused by nervousness.
"I did an awesome presentation today on Investing for some clients. I was a bit nervous beforehand but felt much better after releasing some Nervous turtles"
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The act of having sexula intercourse while the girl is under a coffee table, and when the girl sticks out a leg or an arm the man smacks it with a whiffle ball bat untill it goes back under the table.
What happened to my table?
Oh I was Turtle Fucking Amy under it!
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