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That one depressed kid at your school who sits in the dark, wears black, and thinks he's a vampire
Joe1: *looks at dark corner* Who's that?
Joe2: Oh, thats the emo vampire kid
Joe1: Wait, he's a vampire?
Joe2: No, he just thinks he is, thats what separates him from the rest of the emos.
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Wait 'til your girlfriend is on her period, and feed her nothing but fudge for three days, forcing her to hold any shits in. When the three days are up, make her squat above your open mouth, then have her release a mixture of period-blood and the fudgey goodness that is now her shit into your mouth.
Reece: Have you started your period yet?
Abi: Yes. Why?
Reece: Because I want a vampire fudge cake, you fucking whore.
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A person or thing that, like a vampire, sucks an inordinate amount of time from your schedule.
"Remember that software bug I found? Well, I was working on that vampire time suck of a project for hours."
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Having your period. Menstruation.
"I would like to go to the beach, but I'm having the lesbian vampires."
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Vampire dick sucking occurs when the one individual performing the act of fellatio bites the head off of the reciever's penis, then proceeds to suck all the blood from the penis and the rest of the body for adequate nutrients
Potential method of suicide, not a popular choice
Tim: Did you hear about the mishap with Stacy's diet?
Joe: Nah bruh give me the dirt
Tim: she got so hungry that she sucked the life out of her boyfriend during netflix and chill, vampire style yo
Joe: damn yo, that vampire dick sucking ain't no joke
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A women who is looking to get laid that night specifically from a PerGerm (Man who is half Persian & half German).
Jasa is slaying a vampire after the club.
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A failed attempt to improve a tried-and-true idea by putting your own spin on it. Derived from the concept that in the Twilight series, vampires sparkle like a disco ball in the sunlight rather than burning up.
Friend one: Dude, I've got this great idea for a website! It's like facebook, but with embedded MP3's.
Friend two: sounds like a disco ball vampire.
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